i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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