Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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