he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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