i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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