Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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