It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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