why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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