dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Bring me that man meat
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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