Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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