i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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