so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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