If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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