I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM VODKA MAN
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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