Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Randomize
