there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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