No subtext here. People are naked.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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