I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
we're making bets on your personal life
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.