i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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