you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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