omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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