OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It's rum buckets o'clock
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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