Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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