A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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