wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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