I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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