dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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