Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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