Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
