yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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