I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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