hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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