i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
accomplished twins. life is a go
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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