I swear she didn't look like that last week.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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