Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
how does that bad decision feel?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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