i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
MIDGETS
????
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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