we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
