I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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