So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Rumble strips road head = magical
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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