Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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