I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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