Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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