come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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