I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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