Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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