you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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