i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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