THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
