Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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