come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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