It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he fucked my hip out of place.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
