So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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