stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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