I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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