3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I have demons in me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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