with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you would pick up someone in the library
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵