If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?