I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings