So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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