all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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