I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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