So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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